Apple: Old School Technology & Fashion Statements

Apparently there is some new dock device for the iPhone to turn the mobile device into a desk phone.

Kind of ironic.

We've spent so much time getting away from cords and traditional phones... Yet one of the most advanced cellular phones could now possibly be reverted back to that traditional technology.

I won't lie though... I want one.

Gizmodo's iPhone dock article: http://gizmodo.com/5505908/theres-finally-a-dock-to-turn-iphones-into-corded-desk-phones

Next...

So I know the iPad is new, fun, cool, etc... Blah blah blah. But Gizmodo has a point, it can't fit in your pocket, but doesn't need a laptop bag.

So the question becomes, does the iPad really make this acceptable?

That's right ladies and gentlemen, the murse (man purse) is back. Well, it could be anyway.

Personally, this is NEVER okay in my opinion but who am I separate a man and his future iPad?

I know Gizmodo raises the question of people even removing their iPads from their homes frequently when an iPhone does all the same things. But the fact is people take all sorts of unnecessary things with them simply because they are attached and... Because they can.

Man purse on Gizmodo: http://gizmodo.com/5505431/does-the-ipad-make-man-purses-okay-now

Let's face it, people do not need to bring these things everywhere they go:

1. Dave and Buster's cards.... Unless you have some sort of addiction, it's just not acceptable.

2. Illegal substances... Need I say more?

3. That old prom photo... What could you possibly ever need that for in life?

4. Breath mints... If it's not something for flavorful purposes, you should be taking some sort of medication anyway to help your problem.

5. Newspaper... After you've read through it, you really have absolutely no business carrying that thing around for the next 18 hours of your life. (Let the record show: I like hyperboles.)

However, I do encourage you to recycle.

I would also like to state:

I disapprove of the murse just as much as a disapprove of mandles (man sandles... Strappy and typically an ugly shade of brown which also show off the man's feet, especially toes in a particularly even more unattractive manner). Men, please do not show up anywhere in those things, because no one will take you or your mandles seriously.

You are, however, permitted to wear one strap flip flops (no thong ones!!). Typically acceptable ones are produced by NIKE, Jordan, Adidas, and Reebok.